How Not to Attract Women

I will never understand how men could ever possibly think they could get a woman's interest by flashing. It is the complete opposite of sexy, and attractive, it is stupid, ridiculous, and laughable. What planet are these men from? Maybe men get turned on if a strange sexy chick flashes their assets just for them, but believe me, for women, that's just plain skeevy. Especially on the NYC subway. It's the subway for cryin' out loud! Wanna pick up chicks? How about the old fashioned way of starting a conversation? You're just showin' what kind of ridiculous idiot fuckwit you are.

I got news for you men. Wanna attract chicks? Work out, read lots, and dress well. (In otherwords, be like a gay guy). That goes far further then any risky flash that will get your picture posted on the internet under a giant flashing red sign that says SKEEVE BALL.